[19 May 2004|01:54am] One thing I don't like is how people will often take pictures of themselves in a mirror and have the camera really visible. For the most part these pictures are posted in communities for acceptance by "hotness". Quite often though, they'll just be someone's picture showing off a new dress or saying hello in general. I'm not one to judge on why people take so many pictures of themselves, but I do have to say that seeing the camera in the shot, from using the mirror, breaks the 4th wall a bit. It's like seeing a boom mic in a shot; taking away the escapism of the image. So now, let me me show you how to hide that camera in your shots. Most people's pictures look like this: Bo-ring. Why not turn that horizontal, from-the-chest shot into a stereo?! Or hold the camera up to your eyes for fun results... Arrrrr! Watch out, this X-Man means business. In the doghouse again? Tell her you're sorry, with flowers! 16 no!s| post comment

Operation: Vegetarian 2006 [19 May 2004|04:30pm] I just realized that my shirt is see-through, of sorts. As I dried my hands off in the bathroom, it became abundantly clear, when looking in the mirror, that the flesh-color radiating from under my blue shirt was flesh. I must look like one of those jackasses who wears mesh shirts to show off his nipple ring. I'll be giving up meat soon, over a long period, though. I'm really bad with the different terminology for animals before and after they're cooked, so pardon my lack of culinary know-how and mingling of Disney & Warner Brothers characters. Here's my schedule: July 25 2004: Cattle (cow, buffalo?) ( and 6 months later... ) 8 no!s| post comment

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